If you’re the type who prefers your bourbon unbothered—no ice, no mixers, just pure liquid perfection—the "Straight Up Neat Tee" is here to pour your personality into your wardrobe. Featuring a minimalist design with a glass of bourbon that’s exactly how it should be served (ice-free, of course), and the word “NEAT” front and center, this shirt says it all without saying too much—just like your drink order.
Made from 100% ethically grown ring-spun US cotton, this tee is softer than a single-barrel pour and light enough (4.5 oz fabric weight) to keep you cool whether you’re lounging on the porch or holding court at the bar. Its classic fit and crew neckline pair perfectly with jeans, chinos, or whatever outfit makes you feel like the smooth operator you are.
Designed with a pearlized tear-away label for max comfort (because scratchy tags are not neat), this t-shirt is as timeless as your drink of choice. Oh, and if you’re into sustainability, this shirt has got its credentials covered with Oeko-Tex certification and membership in the US Cotton Trust Protocol. It’s responsibly made, so you can sip and strut guilt-free.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Perfect for neat drinkers who know the only thing their bourbon needs is a glass.
- Lightweight fabric for all-season wear—because looking cool shouldn’t make you sweat.
- A conversation starter: "Hey, I like your shirt! What's your favorite bourbon?"
Pro Tip: Wear this to the bar and get ready for the knowing nod from fellow neat enthusiasts. They get it.
Snag your "Straight Up Neat Tee" today and make a stylish toast to life’s simple (and ice-free) pleasures. Cheers!
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If you’re the type who prefers your bourbon unbothered—no ice, no mixers, just pure liquid perfection—the "Straight Up Neat Tee" is here to pour your personality into your wardrobe. Featuring a minimalist design with a glass of bourbon that’s exactly how it should be served (ice-free, of course), and the word “NEAT” front and center, this shirt says it all without saying too much—just like your drink order.
Made from 100% ethically grown ring-spun US cotton, this tee is softer than a single-barrel pour and light enough (4.5 oz fabric weight) to keep you cool whether you’re lounging on the porch or holding court at the bar. Its classic fit and crew neckline pair perfectly with jeans, chinos, or whatever outfit makes you feel like the smooth operator you are.
Designed with a pearlized tear-away label for max comfort (because scratchy tags are not neat), this t-shirt is as timeless as your drink of choice. Oh, and if you’re into sustainability, this shirt has got its credentials covered with Oeko-Tex certification and membership in the US Cotton Trust Protocol. It’s responsibly made, so you can sip and strut guilt-free.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Perfect for neat drinkers who know the only thing their bourbon needs is a glass.
- Lightweight fabric for all-season wear—because looking cool shouldn’t make you sweat.
- A conversation starter: "Hey, I like your shirt! What's your favorite bourbon?"
Pro Tip: Wear this to the bar and get ready for the knowing nod from fellow neat enthusiasts. They get it.
Snag your "Straight Up Neat Tee" today and make a stylish toast to life’s simple (and ice-free) pleasures. Cheers!
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