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I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

- Geeky Dad

Best part of a TCP joke?

I get to keep telling them till you get it.


Video games ruined my life!

Whew, I still have a few extra lives

Gamer daddy

Why did the bourbon get fired from the bar?

It kept on spilling its secrets.

-bar drunk

Why did the programmer quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

-bitter programer